Cousin Zeke's Tobacco Blend
 

Let me tell you about Zeke. He's my Amish cousin. I too am (or should I say) was Amish. Unfortunately I was shunned from the community since I couldn't live without a hairdryer. It happens, you get tempted by worldly things such as toaster ovens and electronic cigarettes but life goes on. Anyhow Zeke set aside some acreage for tobacco farming just for us!! Although the use of tobacco is frowned upon by his church/sect, they don't care if he grows and sells the stuff. Its a win-win situation!!
 

Zeke has to work extra hard in those fields now since I decided to sell his cash crop in 1000 mls instead of measly old 30 ml bottles. Let's keep Zeke busy making that fresh tobacco blend!! 

Please note: This is a work of fiction. Any Names, characters, places, and events contained in product descriptions are generated from my crazy imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. No tobacco leaves are used or even harmed in this blend.